It's the first day of school and the teacher thought
she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name
and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my
daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a
mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my
father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay
men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but
later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy
privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad
dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays
football for France, I was just too embarrassed to
say so."
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- To: trinomartinez@yahoo.com
- Subject: Fwd: a little humor
- From: Trino Martinez <trinomartinez@yahoo.com>
- Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2002 08:26:53 -0700 (PDT)
Thought you might get a chuckle. Hope all is well. Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com--- Begin Message ------ End Message ---
- To: davidficklin@yahoo.com
- Subject: a little humor
- From: David Ficklin <davidficklin@yahoo.com>
- Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 19:48:33 -0700 (PDT)
I almost never send send these around but made an exception for this one. Keep on dreaming - GO USA!!! Ficklin It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays football for France, I was just too embarrassed to say so." __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com--- End Message ---