[nas] Pilgrimage to Popocatépetl

[Afusionado@aol.com]

So far this World Cup has seen both Argentina and France eliminated, which by far are my most hated national sides, except for one... the nation that has done the most to destroy the beautiful game in history, the nation that has contaminated all those who have come in contact with its game, the nation whose negative play and anti-soccer have to have been inspired by Lucifer himself, perhaps the reason the Catholic Church is based in its capital is to try to fend off these very forces of evil... but perhaps, maybe just perhaps, the nation that destroyed the jogo bonito in 1982 and has kept it dormant ever since may be put to death tomorrow morning by the ancient gods of the Aztecs.

Due to this circumstance I make a pledge to the gods of Moctezuma, of Chapultepec, of Huitzilopochtli, and of the other great kings that if they can see to vanquishing the evil emanating from Rome that I will make a personal pilgrimage to climb the great volcano of Popocatépetl. At the top I will offer to the gods an autographed jersey of their newest addition, Cuahtemoc, and they will be pleased with this offering. As will the gods of football...

Andy 

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